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50 Funny best friend quotes for a cute friendship [2020]

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Funny best friend quotes you can share with your best.

Friends are always special, they’re everywhere with us, on good and bad moments.
A friend means a lot to us, and there’s a time to celebrate the fun side of friendship.
Birthdays, trips, vacation and many other moments.

So, we have collected 50 funny best friend quotes in one page.
To bring a smile or an emotional tear, whether from the past, present or even a future to be expected.


  1.  When your best friend runs and says nothing, you already know that sh*t is coming.

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  2. Whoever has best friend, does not mind not meeting new friends.

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  3. Remember when your best friend is a crook and he arrives accompanied by a relative.

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  4. If I had to be your object, I would be your underwear but the problem is you do not like to wear it.

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  5. Best part of our childhood was when I teased people and you had to inadvertently enter the wave.

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  6. Best friend laugh at jokes simple friends get angry.

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  7. The best friend is the one who joins our follies.

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  8. I start laughing when I remember you were Asterix and I was Obelix.

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  9. Our good friendship was at stake when the problem was eating.

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  10. Our friendship is kind of wine, it has gotten older with time and it got even better.

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  11. There is no time or distance to finish our best relationship.

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  12. I love it when you give up eating because I ate first and most of it.

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  13. The best friends are always the judges and the rest the defendants.

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  14. Your best friend becomes what you are, all that remains is whether it’s for the est or the worst.

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  15. Best friend is not only the one who counsels, but the one who is going to pretend that he was where he was not.

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  16. The worst answer one of us could give someone was “I do not know.”

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  17. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”– C.S. Lewis

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  18. “Good friends are like stars, you don’t see them, but you know they’re always there!” – Christy Evans

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  19. “They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.” – Carl W. Buechner

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  20. “Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.” – Muhammad Ali

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  21. “The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.” – Elisabeth Foley

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  22. “Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.” – Anais Nin

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  23. “Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.” – Tennessee Williams

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  24. “Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.” – Unknown

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  25. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

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  26. “Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.” – Otto von Bismarck

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  27. “A true friend stabs you in the front.” – Oscar Wilde

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  28. “I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street” – Virginia Woolf

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  29. “Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” – Edwin Arlington Robinson

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  30. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.” – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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  31. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless your friends are on twitter.” – Greg Tamblyn

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  32. “Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’ outgoing, my Best friends knows that I’m completely insane.” – Unknown

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  33. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

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  34. “Friends buy you food, best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

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  35. “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” – Arnold H. Glasgow

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  36. “It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb

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  37. “The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.” – Mark Twain

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  38. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  39. It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. – Marlene Dietrich

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  40. One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. – Clifton Fadiman

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  41. We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes – Unknown

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  42. “Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.”  Unknown

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  43. No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.” — Unknown

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  44. “I was an innocent being once…then my best friend came along.”Unknown

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  45. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” – Robert Brault

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  46. ‘‘Oh, you’re the best friends anybody ever had. And it’s funny, but I feel as if I’d known you all the time, but I couldn’t have, could I?’’ – Dorothy, The Wizard Of Oz

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  47. “True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” – Emilie Saint-Genis

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  48. ‘‘I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. And if I have to, I’d pee on any one of you!’’ – Joey Tribbiani

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  49. ‘’The best time to make friends is before you need them.’’ – Ethel Barrymore

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  50. We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy. – Unknown

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